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•Franklin the Turtle
February 22, 2012, 6:09 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

When I was in grade 8, I was asked to help promote the school library’s book fair.  To my delight, I didn’t have to sit behind a table, or serve punch, or do any heavy lifting.  Instead, I was given a Franklin the Turtle mascot outfit, and given free will to whatever I saw fit to generate interest (except for talking, which is surprisingly difficult to refrain from doing).

The following story is an excerpt from a recent episode of my podcast Talkfoolery, highlighting a memorable occurrence of my day as Franklin the Turtle.



•Mediterrania
January 12, 2012, 11:44 am
Filed under: History, TR'11P | Tags: ,

I had an epiphany, as the clock struck midnight on January 4, 2012.

One year ago, I sat on the verge of a page turn, in what was a significant chapter in the book of my life.

Hours away from boarding a plane to London, England, and my first overseas experience, I sat in my mother’s house in Calgary, nervous.

Waiting for me, across the Atlantic, was soul-searching adventure.  I had no fixed agenda; all I knew was that I would stay with my friend Alex at his flat for a few nights, and then I would be heading South to the African coast.

South, to Tunisia.

My sister Anika and her husband Nolan would accept me open arms, welcoming their stepbrother into their palatial home in Tunis.  My flight would land in the dark, Mediterranean night; my Pacific for the next 7 weeks.

Meanwhile, inside Tunisian homes, and on the streets in the South of the country, decades of suppression by authoritarian rule was about to erupt; the spark, the catalyst, of what would become known as the Arab Spring.

Only days after arriving, we would be abiding an army-enforced curfew; forbidden to venture out past dusk.  In Tunis’ city center, thousands of angry citizens will be seen protesting their government’s lack of transparency, and clashing with local police.

When President Ben Ali would flee the country to Saudi Arabia, abandoning 23 years in power, options are few.  We’d have to flee ourselves.

A quick exit is usually hard to make when tanks surround and shutdown an international airport.  This would prove to be the case in this instant as well.

Even when the airport would reopen its doors, and more importantly, it’s runways, we’d still have to drive through a gauntlet of uncertainty to get there.  While I’d be new to national emergency-level political strife in foreign nations, I still could figure out that a criminal incident is more likely to occur when there is a crack in power.
When I said gauntlet of uncertainty, I meant militia, police, and army.

Traveling over the holidays can be rough; the sheer volume of people trying to get somewhere else with as little stress as possible is sometime overwhelming.  But I couldn’t imagine ever trying to flee with 5 times as many people, all with one thing on their mind; get the hell out.

The cost of taking a series of trains from London to Italy, and then ferrying across the short straight from Sicily to Tunis would be more than I expected.  Instead, I’d chose to take advantage of the cheap airfare London offers and fly to Tunis directly.  By doing so, I advanced my arrival in Tunisia by a week.  Should I travel via train, I’d arrive on the outside, looking in.  Would I have thought that I’d be relying on Anika and Nolan for helping me escape?  Definitely not, but that’s what will happen.

Everyone on the plane will let out a collective sigh of relief as the wheels let go of Tunisia, and climb high above the Mediterranean.  Soon after, exhaustion will set in, and most of the cabin will fall asleep; nights of restlessness could finally be replaced by slumberous safety.  A spontaneous applause awaits our touch down in Frankfurt, cheers of joy and a sense of finality.  Yet, the real journey was only beginning in our departure city.

My blog updates would become news; the responses would trigger a change in me.

In a most incredible and unbelievable way, the path of my life will be forever altered by the abdication of an authoritarian.

One year ago, I had no idea what I was about to witness.  One year later, I’ll never forget.



•Seriously, what if I’m like Nostradamus?
December 3, 2011, 1:15 am
Filed under: History, Sport

I admit that I joked about a Grey Cup riot occurring in Vancouver following the BC Lions victory over Winnipeg in last Sunday’s CFL championship game.  Given the still-fresh scars left on that city from it’s infamous Stanley Cup riot this past June, it was a fairly easy comical jab to make.  Insensitive? No, because morons caused a riot under the guise of hockey hooliganism.

I also was steadfast in my belief that the Canucks were going to win the Stanley Cup, due to my Olympic Magic deduction (yes, I said my, as I first noted the trend between Canadian Olympic host cities and their respective hockey teams winning years ago).

While those Stanlympic hopes were smashed like so many storefront windows, the Grey Cup championship by the Lions has caused me to notice another seemingly unrelated trend; in a year that a city hosts and plays in the Grey Cup game, as well as plays for (and ultimately loses) the Stanley Cup, the hometown team wins the Grey Cup.

While this has only happened twice, and in the same city for that matter, it is still a rare occurrence, subject to a multitude of probability.

Vancouver has performed the rare feat of winning the Grey Cup in front of it’s own fans twice (last week, and in 1994).  In the spring of this year and 1994, the Canucks hockey club lost the Stanley Cup final series.

The only other two teams to win the Grey Cup as host were the 1972 Hamilton Tiger-Cats, and 1977 Montreal Alouettes.  Hamilton does not have an NHL team to combat for the championship, so it does not factor into this trend.  The Als happened to win the Grey Cup despite the Canadiens capturing the championship earlier that year.

In the modern era, teams which lost a Grey Cup game at home are the 2008 Alouettes, ’02 Edmonton Eskimos, ’83 Lions, ’82 Toronto Argonauts, ’79 Alouettes, and ’63 Lions.  Prior to 1957, the Grey Cup championship was commonly hosted by Toronto’s Varsity Stadium, and was competed for by defunct teams, including the Navy and Air Force.  The aforementioned teams did not have an NHL counterpart lose the Stanley Cup the same year (the ’79 Canadiens won).

Though my Olympic Magic prediction did not come to fruition, perhaps this time around my research will hold up.  At the very least, it should be some time before the theory is tested.  Toronto hosts the Grey Cup next year, and the Maple Leafs haven’t contested for the Stanley Cup since 1967, and it doesn’t look like they will any time soon…




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