Bowserings


•Mediterrania
January 12, 2012, 11:44 am
Filed under: History, TR'11P | Tags: ,

I had an epiphany, as the clock struck midnight on January 4, 2012.

One year ago, I sat on the verge of a page turn, in what was a significant chapter in the book of my life.

Hours away from boarding a plane to London, England, and my first overseas experience, I sat in my mother’s house in Calgary, nervous.

Waiting for me, across the Atlantic, was soul-searching adventure.  I had no fixed agenda; all I knew was that I would stay with my friend Alex at his flat for a few nights, and then I would be heading South to the African coast.

South, to Tunisia.

My sister Anika and her husband Nolan would accept me open arms, welcoming their stepbrother into their palatial home in Tunis.  My flight would land in the dark, Mediterranean night; my Pacific for the next 7 weeks.

Meanwhile, inside Tunisian homes, and on the streets in the South of the country, decades of suppression by authoritarian rule was about to erupt; the spark, the catalyst, of what would become known as the Arab Spring.

Only days after arriving, we would be abiding an army-enforced curfew; forbidden to venture out past dusk.  In Tunis’ city center, thousands of angry citizens will be seen protesting their government’s lack of transparency, and clashing with local police.

When President Ben Ali would flee the country to Saudi Arabia, abandoning 23 years in power, options are few.  We’d have to flee ourselves.

A quick exit is usually hard to make when tanks surround and shutdown an international airport.  This would prove to be the case in this instant as well.

Even when the airport would reopen its doors, and more importantly, it’s runways, we’d still have to drive through a gauntlet of uncertainty to get there.  While I’d be new to national emergency-level political strife in foreign nations, I still could figure out that a criminal incident is more likely to occur when there is a crack in power.
When I said gauntlet of uncertainty, I meant militia, police, and army.

Traveling over the holidays can be rough; the sheer volume of people trying to get somewhere else with as little stress as possible is sometime overwhelming.  But I couldn’t imagine ever trying to flee with 5 times as many people, all with one thing on their mind; get the hell out.

The cost of taking a series of trains from London to Italy, and then ferrying across the short straight from Sicily to Tunis would be more than I expected.  Instead, I’d chose to take advantage of the cheap airfare London offers and fly to Tunis directly.  By doing so, I advanced my arrival in Tunisia by a week.  Should I travel via train, I’d arrive on the outside, looking in.  Would I have thought that I’d be relying on Anika and Nolan for helping me escape?  Definitely not, but that’s what will happen.

Everyone on the plane will let out a collective sigh of relief as the wheels let go of Tunisia, and climb high above the Mediterranean.  Soon after, exhaustion will set in, and most of the cabin will fall asleep; nights of restlessness could finally be replaced by slumberous safety.  A spontaneous applause awaits our touch down in Frankfurt, cheers of joy and a sense of finality.  Yet, the real journey was only beginning in our departure city.

My blog updates would become news; the responses would trigger a change in me.

In a most incredible and unbelievable way, the path of my life will be forever altered by the abdication of an authoritarian.

One year ago, I had no idea what I was about to witness.  One year later, I’ll never forget.



•Seriously, what if I’m like Nostradamus?
December 3, 2011, 1:15 am
Filed under: History, Sport

I admit that I joked about a Grey Cup riot occurring in Vancouver following the BC Lions victory over Winnipeg in last Sunday’s CFL championship game.  Given the still-fresh scars left on that city from it’s infamous Stanley Cup riot this past June, it was a fairly easy comical jab to make.  Insensitive? No, because morons caused a riot under the guise of hockey hooliganism.

I also was steadfast in my belief that the Canucks were going to win the Stanley Cup, due to my Olympic Magic deduction (yes, I said my, as I first noted the trend between Canadian Olympic host cities and their respective hockey teams winning years ago).

While those Stanlympic hopes were smashed like so many storefront windows, the Grey Cup championship by the Lions has caused me to notice another seemingly unrelated trend; in a year that a city hosts and plays in the Grey Cup game, as well as plays for (and ultimately loses) the Stanley Cup, the hometown team wins the Grey Cup.

While this has only happened twice, and in the same city for that matter, it is still a rare occurrence, subject to a multitude of probability.

Vancouver has performed the rare feat of winning the Grey Cup in front of it’s own fans twice (last week, and in 1994).  In the spring of this year and 1994, the Canucks hockey club lost the Stanley Cup final series.

The only other two teams to win the Grey Cup as host were the 1972 Hamilton Tiger-Cats, and 1977 Montreal Alouettes.  Hamilton does not have an NHL team to combat for the championship, so it does not factor into this trend.  The Als happened to win the Grey Cup despite the Canadiens capturing the championship earlier that year.

In the modern era, teams which lost a Grey Cup game at home are the 2008 Alouettes, ’02 Edmonton Eskimos, ’83 Lions, ’82 Toronto Argonauts, ’79 Alouettes, and ’63 Lions.  Prior to 1957, the Grey Cup championship was commonly hosted by Toronto’s Varsity Stadium, and was competed for by defunct teams, including the Navy and Air Force.  The aforementioned teams did not have an NHL counterpart lose the Stanley Cup the same year (the ’79 Canadiens won).

Though my Olympic Magic prediction did not come to fruition, perhaps this time around my research will hold up.  At the very least, it should be some time before the theory is tested.  Toronto hosts the Grey Cup next year, and the Maple Leafs haven’t contested for the Stanley Cup since 1967, and it doesn’t look like they will any time soon…



•Skunk Watch: Week 10
November 21, 2011, 7:30 am
Filed under: Follies

Snuff out your search torches, for Bubbles has been captured!

Part of me wanted to leave this update with the above cryptic message. But that’s more of a twitter thing…

I am pleased to report that the skunk I saved from McFlurry cup blindness (though failed to remove the domed lid), has been successfully rescued by diligent Vancouver citizens and transported to the Wildlife Rescue Association of BC.

In August, I happened across a helpless baby skunk wandering around the West End, crashing into the street curb repeatedly, thanks to the McDonald’s McFlurry cup stuck on her head.  Feeling adventurous (and still reveling from my birthday celebrations), I managed to coax Bubbles close enough to yank the cup off.  Suddenly able to see again, she darted off into the night, with the domed lid still attached to her neck.

A couple of weeks ago, I learned that residents in the West End had been trying to save the ever-maturing skunk from slowly choking to death.  Sadly, Bubbles (the nickname given to the skunk due to the dome-shaped lid affixed) was never able to remove herself from the plastic collar.

Taking matters into their own hands, a few citizens stepped up and were able to trap the skunk, so she could receive medical attention and be released back into the “wild.”

I learned of the happy news quickly, as friends called, emailed and linked me to the report.  The most appreciated message, however, came from one of the actual volunteers trying to save Bubbles.  Lynne Darby informed me that “the lid had caused severe injury to the skunk’s neck, which required 9 sutures to repair… “she” is living in Burnaby now, at the Wildlife Rescue Centre until the wound heals.”

To Lynne, and the rest of the goodhearted members of the West End community, I congratulate you on a job well done, as well as appreciate your efforts in preventing this animal’s untimely death.

I’m sure that their are many who will argue, “Who cares? It’s a smelly skunk in a densely populated area?”  The issue goes far further than just personal feelings towards skunks, it’s a commentary on the lack of respect shown by humans towards our home.  Careless littering instigated this, not to mention the non-biodegradable materials in the lid. If this were a stray dog, you can bet that a major effort would have been made to remove a choking hazard, potentially from a municipal government department. But Lynne and her colleagues trapped and delivered the animal themselves.  That’s dedication to your neighbourhood!

Many humans inhabiting our planet need to seriously perform a priority check.  At least start with respectful garbage disposing.

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